Saturday, November 15, 2008

The Beginning

P90X

I'll let you absorb that for a second.

P90X...a workout so intense, it can only be described like a plane's call sign.

As I sit here, having completed two weeks (albeit erroneously...always read the instructions, children...they are there for a reason), my legs ache, my shoulders burn, and there is a strange feeling deep in my groin that I have never felt before...I think it's called pride...nope, groin ache... Nevertheless, as has been posted previously, let this humble online tapestry serve as the repository of the journey, nay the sojourn, towards buffness! (Starting properly monday...D@%N directions!

As Erik and I talked about, we shall also be working on songs that we find funny. It would be nice if you did as well, dear readers, but not necessary (please read: you are redundant). Here is the start of one that popped to mind at work the other day about the funniest of natural processes: The Flatuate

(To the Tune of It's Still Rock and Roll to Me)

What's the matter with the poop I'm dropping
Can't you tell that it stinks so much
What's the matter with the gas I'm popping
Can't you see I just lost my lunch?

Erik...I shall let you continue...

BRING IT!!!!!

3 comments:

Erik said...

First off, I'm going to need to download this song, because it turns out I'm not as sure about the original lyrics as I thought I was.

I'll try to get it tomorrow or Wednesday. Until then, how do we want to update these songs? Should I continue just in the comments or should I add to the post, itself?

I'm thinking the comments, otherwise I might just create a new post with the title being the same as the song title, then append " - edit". IDK...let me know what you think would work best for collaborating on these songs. Cheers!

Christopher said...

It would probably be better if you just had a post for each song and we can both amend it at need. Is that difficult to do?

Erik said...

Sounds like a plan to me. Let me download that song and I'll try to get to verse 2 soon!