Wednesday, December 3, 2008

An Ab Ripper X Haiku

I just finished Shoulders and Arms AND Ab Ripper X. I HATE when that six-pack shows up right after I've finished what I thought was a great workout. It taunts me, saying "Alright you flabby, girly-man. That keg won't turn into a six-pack on it's own. It's time to BRING IT!" I hate it SO much, it's inspired a creative work of art. Out of anger, beauty is birthed. Enjoy!


Oh Ab Ripper X
Could I hate anything more?
Let me think, um, no

Why must you tease me?
Rearing your head thrice weekly
Makes my tummy sick

With your Mason Twists
You mock me 'til I'm splayed out
Save me upward dog

1 comment:

Christopher said...

I feel you dogg...in fact, I may continue on in your ab ripper vein.